1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, find line 4.

"was golden brown, and the glasses still flashed when he"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A laundry basket

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The simpsons.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:03

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:04

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The bath running... Oh shit! I wanted to have a bath! >:I

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming home from school earlier today

8.Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

Tumblr.

9.What are you wearing?

A school blouse under an ugly sweater.

10.Did you dream last night?

Yes I did.

I was walking home from school with two people, I can't remember who and I asked one of them if she wanted to do some nature conservation work with me, and she said she couldn't because her brother was paralyzed in a wheelchair and they wouldn't be able to get the wheelchair into the woods because it just wouldn't work and I said that was okay because he didn't have to come and my Mum could give us a lift so she agreed, then suddenly the 'Strife!' music from Homestuck started playing and we started strife-fighting all down morningside road and then I woke up.
I can remember this because this morning I started a dream journal

11.When did you last laugh?

I can't remember...

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Dalek. I'm not even kidding. I'm in my little brother's room at the moment and a few years ago my whole family randomly decided to paint a dalek on his wall. It's actually pretty good....

13.Seen anything weird lately?

Your face.

14.What do you think of this quiz?

I don't give a shit.

15.What is the last film you saw?

Les Mis

16.If you became a muli- millionaire over night, what would you buy?

All the homestuck shirts. All of them.
Also, probably entire contents of hobbycraft.

17.Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I'm a very good actor and I can keep a secret to my grave.

18.If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you change?

I'd make people stop fighting over stupid things like pride and greed.

19.Do you like to dance?

It really depends on the music I'm dancing to and whether or not the dance is choreographed well or not.

20. George Bush:

Couldn't care less/

21.Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Natasha

22.Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Gabriel


Okay. Next meme.

Choose your top 3 fandoms
1. Homestuck (Webcomic)
2. Girl Genius (Webcomic)
3. My little pony: Friendship is magic (Tv series)

The first character I fell in love with:
1. Gamzee. Definately.
2. Well, Agatha, that goes without saying.
3. Twilight sparkle. The line "Because the ponies here, ARE CRAZY" Just cinched it.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
1. Tavros! That adorable little fucker, he's just- sdfghjkl
2. Probably Zeetha... She's just awesome in general
3. Hhm... I'm gonna say Fluttershy...

The character everyone else loves that I hate:
1. I don't hate any of them! But I guess if I had to choose... Jade, I guess... I find her mildly annoying, but I guess there's bound to be some side effects of practically being raised by a dog.
2. I don't hate them... But one everyone else loves and I mildly dislike is Tarvek. He's sort of annoying, and a little pompous.
3. I don't know! Um... I guess... Rainbow dash? I don't hate her, but she's a tad overrated xD _{Don't hit me...}

The character I love that everyone else hates:
1. Equius. Definitely Equius. Nobody hates him, but he doesn't get enough love.
2. The Baron. Yeah, yeah, I know he's the bad guy but he's only doing what he thinks  is best for the world! Everyone always seems to overlook that fact. Plus he, like all the characters, has his comic moments.
3. Spike. Why's everyone hatin' on Spike?

The character I would shag anytime:
1. Hhm... I guess... Karkat or Gamzee? Or maybe John... I don't know!
2. Hhhhm... Maxim...
3. No.

The character you're most like:
1. Maybe a mix of Tavros and Aradia...
2. Agatha, I guess.
3. Twilight sparkle.

The character I'd slap:
1. Uhm... Maybe Jade? But in more of a 'bad dog, don't do that >:C' way.
2. Othar. Definitely Othar.
3. Uh... Rarity, I guess?

Who are your five favorite characters?
1. 1. Tavros 2. Gamzee 3. Equius 4. Nepeta 5. Karkat
2. 1. Zeetha 2. Maxim, actually, no. ALL THE JAGERS. 3. Agatha 4. Gil  5. Moloch
3. 1. Twilight 2. Fluttershy 3. Luna 4. Celestia  5. Derpy

Who are your least favourite character?
1. Hhm... Snowman. She's a bitch.
2. Othar.
3. Applejack, I don't know why.

What is your deep, dark secret regarding this?
1. I honestly don't know... Well, I go on kinkmeme sometimes, I guess there's that...
2. If Jagers existed, I would marry one.
3. Most Bronies scare me.

Pairings that you love
1. Gamzee<3Tavros, John<3Karkat, Nepeta<>Equius, Tavros<>Aradia, Kanaya<3Rose, Terezi<3Dave, to name just a few...
2. Everything canon.
3. No.

What are your favourite things about your fandoms?
1. How friendly people are, the sense of humor and the way everyone keeps spazzing out at the new updates and trying to work out what will happen next...
2. How intellectual everyone is and how non-crazy things are.
3. The fandom sort of scares me actually...

Okay, okay. Now That I've Done These Memes I Will Now Go And Sleep... Or Do My Homework. Whichever Works.